Three retired businessmen were fishing on a jetty on a bright sunshine filled day.
One of them asked the man nearby him, "So what is your story?"
"Well I had this big plastic factory," the man replied, "which had this accidental fire". "Fortunately I had an insurance. I claimed that and then I took retirement." "And what is your story?", he asked back.
"Well I had this big cotton factory. Two years back there was a huge fire in it that completely engulfed it. Fortunately I had an insurance. I claimed that and then I took retirement."
They both turned to the third man, "And what is your story Sir?"
"Well I had this construction business. Few years back there was a big earthquake that completely demolished the big housing complex that I was constructing. This made me go bankrupt but luckily I was insured. I claimed that and now I do not work."
The other two exchanged meaningful glances.
"And, sir, how do you create an earthquake?", they asked.
One of them asked the man nearby him, "So what is your story?"
"Well I had this big plastic factory," the man replied, "which had this accidental fire". "Fortunately I had an insurance. I claimed that and then I took retirement." "And what is your story?", he asked back.
"Well I had this big cotton factory. Two years back there was a huge fire in it that completely engulfed it. Fortunately I had an insurance. I claimed that and then I took retirement."
They both turned to the third man, "And what is your story Sir?"
"Well I had this construction business. Few years back there was a big earthquake that completely demolished the big housing complex that I was constructing. This made me go bankrupt but luckily I was insured. I claimed that and now I do not work."
The other two exchanged meaningful glances.
"And, sir, how do you create an earthquake?", they asked.